microphoneplz

Attention Students. Genitals. That is all.

I can ride my bike with no handlebars, no handlebars, no handle bars


I can ride my bike with no handlebars, no handlebars, no handlebars


Look at me


Look at me


hands in the air like it's good to be


ALIVE!


and I'm a famous rapper


even when the paths're all crookedy


I can show you how to do-si-do


I can show you how to scratch a record


I can take apart the remote control


And I can almost put it back together


I can tie a knot in a cherry stem


I can tell you about Leif Ericson


I know all the words to "De Colores"


And "I'm Proud to be an American"


Me and my friend saw a platypus


Me and my friend made a comic book


And guess how long it took


I can do anything that I want cuz, look:


I can keep rhythm with no metronome


no metronome


no metronome


I can see your face on the telephone


On the telephone


On the telephone


Look at me


Look at me


Just called to say that it's good to be


ALIVE


In such a small world


All curled up with a book to read


I can make money open up a thrift store


I can make a living off a magazine


I can design an engine sixty four


Miles to a gallon of gasoline


I can make new antibiotics


I can make computers survive aquatic conditions


I know how to run a business


And I can make you wanna buy a product


Movers shakers and producers


Me and my friends understand the future


I see the strings that control the systems


I can do anything with no assistance


I can lead a nation with a microphone


with a microphone


with a microphone


I can split the atoms of a molecule


of a molecule


of a molecule


Look at me


look at me


Driving and I won't stop!


And it feels so good to be


Alive and on top


My reach is global




My tower secure


My cause is noble


My power is pure.


I can hand out a million vaccinations


Or let'em all die in exasperation


Have'em all healed of their lacerations


Have'em all killed by assassination


I can make anybody go to prison


Just because I don't like'em and


I can do anything with no permission


I have it all under my command


I can guide a missile by satellite


By satellite


By satellite


and I can hit a target through a telescope


Through a telescope


Through a telescope


and I can end the planet in a holocaust


In a holocaust


In a holocaust


In a holocaust


In a holocaust


In a holocaust


I can ride my bike with no handlebars


no handlebars


no handlebars


I can ride my bike with no handlebars

no handlebars

no handlebars

First comment. The future shall thank me someday.